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時間：2021-08-17
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1.
Because I said so!
因為是我說噠！
2. My mom used to
scare me with this one: “Put on
clean underwear! If you get hit by a bus, all the
nurses will see
those dirty ones!”.
Always wondered which situation would have been
worse.
我媽以前會這么說來嚇唬我：“給我穿條干凈內(nèi)褲！不穿的話想想要是你被公交車撞了，護士們就會看到你的臟內(nèi)褲。” 這估計是最糟糕的狀況了吧。
3. My mom told me: “All you had to do was
drink water.
Water will be the cure for
anything. If your head hurt, if you got a cold, if you are two
inches away from
dying …”
我媽跟我說：“喝水就好啦。喝水治百病。頭疼喝水，感冒喝水，離死亡只差兩英寸也……”
4. Have you lost your cotton-picking mind!
你腦子壞掉啦！
5. If you fall out of that tree and
break both legs, don’t come
running to me.
要是你從樹上掉下來摔斷兩條腿，別跑過來找我。
6. I
should have
swallowed you!
當(dāng)初就該把你塞回去！
7. 80% kids will get this one: “Don’t sit too
close to the TV, you’ll ruin your eyes!”
很多小孩兒都聽過這句話：“離電視遠(yuǎn)點兒！眼睛會搞瞎！”
8. You may do
whatever you want but not
while you are
living under my roof.
你想干嘛都可以，但只要住在我眼皮子底下一天，就不行。
9. I was
about 9 or 10 when mom told me: “You’d
better learn to wipe your butt
better or do your own
laundry. No
woman wants to live with a man who has
dirty draws.”
那時候我才9歲10歲吧，我媽跟我說：“你要么學(xué)會擦屁股，要么就自己洗衣服。沒有哪個女人會跟內(nèi)褲上有粑粑印的男人生活。”
10. If I can
carry you for 9
months, you can
carry those groceries from the car to the
house.
我的肚子能馱著你9個月，你就不能把這些菜從車上搬到家里？
11. “I won’t get mad if you just tell me.” That is the
biggest lie moms ever say.
“你早跟我說，我會生氣嗎？” 這估計是媽媽們最大的謊言。
12. Why do you
still live in my
house? You are 35.
你為什么還住在我家？你35歲啦。
13. Wait
until your dad gets home.
等你爸回家有你好看。
14. Wait
until you have
children.
等你有孩子你就知道了。
15. “Don’t make me turn this car
around!” We all know she’s not
going to turn the car
around.
“別逼我掉頭打道回府！” 其實我們都知道她不會掉頭的。
16.
Mummy’s just
having grape juice like you are. (
pouring wine into her
wineglass)
和你一樣媽咪只是在喝果汁啦（倒紅酒）。
17. Don’t you roll your eyes at me! I’ll take you out and make
another one who
looks just like you.
你再敢跟我翻白眼！我把你轟出去然后再生一個跟你長得一模一樣的。
18. Mom: What’s my passcode
again?Me: Same as your
phone number.Mom: What’s my
phone number again?
媽：“我密碼是多少來著？”我：“你手機號”媽：“我手機號是多少來著？”
19. Mom: “Who did this?”Me: “I don’t know.”Mom: “I didn’t ask WHO did it, I am
telling you to pick it up!”
媽：“誰弄的！”我：“我不知道。”媽：“我沒問你是誰弄的，我是叫你給我撿起來！”
20. “I love my
children equally”. And we all know that’s a lie.
“我對孩子們一視同仁。” 其實我們都知道是假的。
21. I
brought you into this
world and I can TAKE YOU OUT.
我可以把你帶到這個世界上，我也可以把你轟出去。
22. You
better not ever
start a
fight. But if
someone starts one with you, YOU
BETTER FINISH IT!”
人不犯你你不犯人，人若犯你你最好給我把TA打趴下。
23. “You are
beautiful and
people will love you.” —
Where are
those people momma?
“你很漂亮啦，會有人愛你的” —— 老媽，這些人在哪？
24. If you don’t eat your
carrots, you won’t be able to see in the dark.
要是你不吃胡蘿卜，晚上你就會瞎掉。
25. This isn’t a
hotel, you know.
家里不是酒店，你知道吧。
26.
Having to say
everything twice,
having to say
everything twice.
每句話都要說兩遍！真的每句話都要說兩遍！
27.
Close the door. We are not
cooling the
whole neighborhood.
把門關(guān)上！我們不是在給整個街區(qū)制冷！
28. If you don’t
clean the gaps
between your toes
properly, you’ll
start growing potatoes out of them.
你要是不認(rèn)認(rèn)真真洗腳指頭中間那塊兒，就會有土豆從那兒長出來。
29. Dad is a
millionaire – in the
least worth currency in the
world.
你爸其實是個百萬富翁——以世界上最便宜的貨幣算。
30. You kids are the
reason mommy drinks.
你們這幫熊孩子就是媽媽喝酒的原因。
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